Welcome to my World!

It's January 1st, 2010, Welcome to my World. This is my new project. I've been talking about starting a blog for a long time and after watching the movie "Julie and Julia", I thought I might as well dive in. So here goes..

I have to say that 2010 seems to be starting with a blast. Let me first tell you how 2009 ended. First of all, I think my apartment is possessed. It all began 2 weeks ago when my lights in the kitchen and dining room decided to stop working. I checked all the circuit breakers that had anything to do with lights..all looked fine. Now, I am in a motorized wheelchair and have some problems with my hands. I'm telling you this because they really need to make circuit breakers lower so I an reach them. The next morning we discover that the disposal is also not working...MMMNNN my brilliant friend Kathy says.."there is a circuit that says "garbage disposal" Low and behold, the disposal, kitchen light and dining room light come on..Poor job of labeling.
Speaking of the disposal...Poor Kathy was cleaning out my refrigerator and was in the process of putting old spaghetti, rice, gravy and artichokes down the sink. When she turned on the disposal, i had flashbacks to seeing "The Exorcist" as the sink projectile vomited about 3 feet high of green sludge into the air and onto the floor.
After nearly passing out from laughter, Kathy cleaned up the mess and proceeded to try the disposal again...this time standing right in front of the green slime. Next sound I heard was a scream..."I've been Slimed" Poor Kathy. Well that night the possessed sink got fixed.
On to the New Year...I have no phone! I picked up the phone to call my father and no luck..It's dead. I called Kathy on my cell and she and her bf Eric came over. Now because of my disability, It is essential that I have a land based phone. I have a lifeline connected the "I've fallen and I can't get up" thingy. So Kathy and Eric come to check all the connections, they can't find anything. We look up what to do online and the actually give you directions on how to fix the wires and connections outside..Umm yeah, let me just climb up the fucking pole...So next Eric calls on his cell..They will be right there...on SUNDAY. Only after telling them I am a u-verse client did they make an appointment fot this morning between 8-12 noon, So now I had to readjust the time my aide come to get me out of bed. So up this morning at 6am ready for repairman at 8am..9am I get a call on my cell...appointment CANCELLED!!!
Now my cell is very difficult for me to used because of my hand neuropathy (numbness). So now I have My father, brother, nephew and President Obama working on my phone problem.
I am new to this, I am sorry for my rambling style,but I will work on making this more understandable.
anyway HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!